Stuck On A Riddle From You
(To: Stealer's Wheel's "Stuck in the middle with you")

Parody Lyrics copyright 2002 by Steven Cavanagh.

Well I know just why I came here tonight
because the bat-signal was clearly in sight.
There's a jail break, the villians are free!
That ain't happened for an issue or three.
Bane's been arrested, the Joker's out of sight,
Here I am, stuck in a riddle from you.

Yes I'm, stuck on a riddle from you.
And I’m wondering what it is I should do.
Think the crime's at the Museum of Space,
But the "2" could mean it's really Two-Face.
King Snake was bested and Croc said goodnight,
Here I am, stuck on a riddle from you.

Well I came down here with Robin,
found the art director sobbing on his knees.
And your note was in ice cream, so are you
telling me you've teamed up with Freeze?
Freeze?

Trying to make some sense of your scrawl
But I can see it makes no sense at all.
Should I get down to your psyche beneath?
Find your henchman, and feed him his teeth?
Catwoman's scheduled for later tonight,
Here I am, stuck on a riddle from you.

Well I came down here with Robin,
found the art director sobbing on his knees.
And your note was in ice cream, so are you
telling me you've teamed up with Freeze?
Freeze?

I got the feeling that something ain't right
Guess my kevlar-woven tights are too tight.
Working out this note is going nowhere,
So I'll find a couple muggers to scare.
Penguin's arrested and Man-Bat took flight,
Here I am, stuck on a riddle from you.

Yes I'm, stuck on a riddle from you.
stuck on a riddle from you.
HereI am, stuck on a riddle from you.