One Ring(To: Abba's "Ring Ring")

Parody Lyrics copyright 2002 by Steven Cavanagh.

Look at what my uncle found
Gollum left it lying round
Took it too his hole and didn't tell a soul in the Shire
He performed a party trick
Then he left the Shire quick
Now it's mine, I've felt, and saw it wouldn't melt in the fire

It has power, I confess
and it's in my pocketses, One

Ring, Ring, One ring to bind up them all
Ring, Ring, looking so simple and small
Ring, Ring, makes you turn invisible
Gandalf told me to go impatiently
So I've taken the ring to here, in Bree
One Ring, Ring, One ring to bind up them all
One Ring, Ring, One ring to bind up them all

You can see it for yourselves
there were three made for the elves
nine human guys, they tried them on for size, they're the Ringwraiths
Other rings were for the dwarves
There were seven made, of course (hi ho!)
In their halls of stone, they went to fates unknown, out there someplace

But there's one controls the rest
Let me get it off my chest, One

Ring, Ring, One ring to bind up them all
Ring, Ring, looking so simple and small
Ring, Ring, makes you turn invisible
Now you've seen that I have a tale to tell
Gotta be on my way to Rivendell
One Ring, Ring, One ring to bind up them all
One Ring, Ring, One ring to bind up them all
One Ring, Ring, makes you turn invisible.. see?